omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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