There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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