is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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