So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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