we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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