and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
