My friends, they love my intelligence
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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