I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
