The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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