remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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