"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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