found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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