well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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