if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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