Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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