Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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