Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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