you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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