i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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