If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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