He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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