forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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