No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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