The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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