That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
