Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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