How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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