You really coming over, don't trick.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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