we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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