There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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