Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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