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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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