you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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