Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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