4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
