fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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