im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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