Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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