my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??