Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.