Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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