Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think people are normalizing furries
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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