3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
