there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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