Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
