You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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