a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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