I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
nutella sex= disaster
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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