ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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