they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
