I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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