fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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