you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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