Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Randomize
