I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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