it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
try to milk me bitch
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