On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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