Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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